1 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,880 Windows, what's about the atomic bomb? 2 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,080 The trigger is stuck.... 3 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,160 I don't understand 4 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,800 how this could happen. 5 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,200 The end of world started 6 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,760 a few hour ago. 7 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,160 My sisters, me, Dooffy the vampire huntress 8 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,560 and her friend Windows 9 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,480 has to fight against a demon army. 10 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,720 The future of humanity depends only 11 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,560 if Window can start this atomic bomb. 12 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,480 That gets my goat! 13 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,440 And this morning everything 14 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,480 began so nicely. 15 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,560 Oh, Phydschyy... 16 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,120 here is a personality test for you: 17 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,240 How to balance one's life 18 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:38,320 as a modern woman and modern witch? 19 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,720 First question: 20 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,840 my boyfriend is a demon, 21 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,800 what am I supposed to do? 22 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,120 1) killing him without hesitation. 23 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,320 2) converting to a demon-queen 24 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,160 3) I'm a virgin, 25 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,120 I don't have a boyfriend. 26 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,960 Pepper? 27 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,800 Has Deo repaired the washer yet? 28 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,920 No. But I will remind him of doing that. 29 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,360 Do you want some more tea? 30 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,520 And you Phydschyy? 31 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,160 Oh, I have to go to work. 32 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,520 Hey Phydschyy, what about the washing up? 33 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,200 Turn around and go back. 34 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,760 Girls, we have a problem. 35 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,040 So what? This is not new to me. 36 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:04,680 We have prevented the end of the world 37 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,360 about two weeks ago. 38 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,040 Fine. But this time 39 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,640 it is much more worse! 40 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,160 Tell me more! 41 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,360 hmm... well... 42 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:23,320 Once upon a time, a meteorite hit the earth. 43 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,000 The main part of the meteorite 44 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,360 vaporized in the atmosphere 45 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,600 or evaporated when clashing the earth. 46 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,120 But a small part 47 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,600 of very particular material 48 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,160 has bome up under the impact. 49 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,960 If the meteorite is activated properly 50 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,360 it grants its user absolute power. 51 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,960 May I have the honey... 52 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,400 Whilst cooling down the meteorite 53 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,160 fell apart into three parts: 54 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,760 a big, 55 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,560 a medium 56 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,320 and a small one. 57 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,640 The big one 58 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,240 is guarded by the founders. 59 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,080 The smallest one 60 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,440 was found 1000 years ago 61 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,960 and is owned by a vampire. 62 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,480 The medium part 63 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,800 was dug out by geologists last week. 64 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:28,160 But a demon killed them all 65 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,440 and took away the meteorite. 66 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,640 The single parts are useless. 67 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,880 But at the time when somebody 68 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,720 brings all parts together... 69 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:37,960 ...then.... 70 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,760 then tit's the end of world. 71 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,240 as usual.... 72 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,000 What do we have to do this time? 73 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,840 First you have to find out 74 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,160 which demon got hold of the meteorite 75 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,520 and then take it away from him. 76 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:48,280 Easy. 77 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,560 Secondly you will have to guard 78 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,760 the big meteorite 79 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,480 No way. 80 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,000 The founders can do it themselves 81 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,200 The founders think 82 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,840 that you are perfect for this job. 83 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,760 What about the third part? 84 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,560 Don't worry about that. 85 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,800 I will call Dooffy and she will take care of that. 86 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,120 Dooffy??? 87 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,800 This bitch 88 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,080 dressed in way too tight outfits 89 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,240 and killing vampires? 90 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,520 You want us to work with this amateur? 91 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,400 Oh noooo....impossible 92 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,960 never....ever 93 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,880 I will place the meteorite here. 94 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,200 I'm off, honey. 95 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,440 Who is going to do the dishes? 96 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,520 I did it yesterday! 97 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,280 Your turn! 98 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,400 Stupid vision! 99 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,360 Was this funny move supposed to be an upper cut? 100 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:54,960 Sweet. 101 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,280 I'll show you how to box. 102 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,360 Do you really think you can stand a chance? 103 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,800 I'm the vampire hunter! 104 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,080 Didn't somebody teach you 105 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,560 to switch off your phone 106 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,560 whilst fighting? 107 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,320 Now, that's a weird ring tone!! 108 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,680 It's mine... 109 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,680 Hi Windows, 110 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,160 have you slept well? 111 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,880 What shall I buy? 112 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,240 Buns and yam? 113 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,120 For an evocation? 114 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,200 Ah for the breakfast... 115 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,400 Windows, are you still there?? 116 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,000 What did you say? I didn't catch it... 117 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,520 Who called? 118 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,920 a meteorite.... 119 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,640 two...three meteorites 120 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,400 What? yes...yes 121 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,760 Tell me later. 122 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,040 It's a birthday present of Blade. 123 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,440 Isn't it cute? 124 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,400 It's made from stainless steel... 125 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 ...and has a silver-coating. 126 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,880 What do you prefer? 127 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,440 Classic 128 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,080 or modern? 129 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,200 Ma que bello il Lasermodus 130 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,360 proper geniale! 131 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,960 2000 shots per Minute 132 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,800 in ultra fast fire mode. 133 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,120 and thanks to the stabiolisatori 134 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,600 so the precision is 135 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,760 simply phenomenal 136 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,360 and you have surely constate 137 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:33,560 the new Starbuster light 2002 XGAK 138 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,360 is...how do you say?? 139 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,040 "light as a feather." 140 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,720 There is a guarantee 141 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,640 for 2000 running hours 142 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:44,000 eternal standby and everything 143 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,400 Ma que bello ehh 144 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,400 you have found the Sonistruktor 145 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,320 so fucking great! 146 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:56,960 Ecco, here you can 147 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,360 change the power. 148 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,480 This was just in piccolo modus. 149 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,720 You have il grande modus. 150 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,880 Eben, provaci la grande 151 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,200 Try it! 152 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,560 Bello il sonystruktor, ?? 153 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,440 But this is nothing 154 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,040 against this next one. 155 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,960 It's called: 156 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,560 fuocco del dragone 157 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,760 How do you say that in english? 158 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,920 Dragon fire! 159 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,160 That is the most favorite function 160 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,960 on this gun. 161 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,560 Just push there! 162 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,360 You have the technique 163 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,680 of a maestro, signore!! 164 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,480 Molto bravo ?? 165 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,400 I just tell you, 166 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,480 you get this gun 167 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,360 and in a few days 168 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,600 your sword-swinging demon-mob 169 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,040 will become an elite hightech army. 170 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,960 What is this button for? 171 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,680 Mamma mia no, 172 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,120 don't push this button 173 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,160 please... 174 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,680 My Lord, I have been looking for you! 175 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,360 I have heard, that an idiot 176 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,360 has killed hundreds of demons 177 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,160 whilst manipulating a weapon. 178 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,320 Do you want me to find 179 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,520 and torture him? 180 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,680 I never want to hear about 181 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,960 this incident again. 182 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,160 It is even forbidden 183 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,600 to think about it! 184 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,920 What did you want to tell me? 185 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,080 It's about 186 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,160 the 3 legendary meteorites... 187 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,160 The meteorites are useless 188 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,160 as long as the third part remains lost. 189 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,480 But the third part 190 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,800 has been found! 191 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,080 What?? 192 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,320 Don't stare so daffy! 193 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,640 If I am in possession 194 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,160 of the 3 meteorites... 195 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,080 ...the world will be mine. 196 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,240 I can have everything 197 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,040 what I want to have....and... 198 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,960 Tell all demons, that they will 199 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,560 be rewarded generously in case 200 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,400 they bring me a meteorite. 201 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,360 As you like, my Lord! 202 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,280 If I heard right: 203 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,440 I have to go and hunt the vampire 204 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,160 who has this meteorite 205 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,680 and take it away from him. 206 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,680 Yep! 207 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,560 A demon has the third meteorite? 208 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,960 Shall I go, too? 209 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,960 No, the Hellway-sister will do that. 210 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,680 Hellway?? 211 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,160 Are you talking about that weird girls 212 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,800 running around in miniskirts 213 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,040 killing demons? 214 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,080 Exactly! 215 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,920 They don't have the faintest idea of magic 216 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,160 and very little power. 217 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,560 Why do we have to work 218 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,760 which such fools anyway? 219 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,800 Well... I'm going to sleep. 220 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,760 What? Are you crazy? 221 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,720 You have to look for the meteorite. 222 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,720 That can wait till tonight. 223 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,080 Tonight, everybody in hell 224 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,400 will know about it. 225 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,520 We have to hurry up. 226 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,440 Do you want me to check all caves 227 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,760 and garages in town? 228 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:34,880 Of course not. 229 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,160 I will detect the meteorite with magic. 230 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,760 Fine. I will take a shower. 231 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,360 It is safe here. 232 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,800 Nobody will look 233 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,840 in the toilet for a meteorite. 234 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,280 We have to prepare 235 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,360 for an upcoming demon attack. 236 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,200 It's best if 237 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,080 you write the spells 238 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,600 and I prepare some magic potions. 239 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,360 You prepare the magic juice??? 240 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,600 Of course! 241 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,400 Go, we need a spell. 242 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,720 ??? ????? ?? 243 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,600 I have one! 244 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,000 Stupid demon... 245 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,160 I can't read this... 246 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,120 DEMON 247 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,960 From the hell -what does that means? 248 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,520 Is it "e" or "a"?? 249 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,200 from the... halll? 250 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,320 Hell! HELL 251 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,560 Hall what??.. 252 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,960 Turn to dust! 253 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:45,760 Why dust? 254 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,760 Turn to dust... quickly! 255 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,760 And leave the floor clean... 256 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,320 Why doesn't it work? 257 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,360 There are too many 258 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,640 spelling errors!! 259 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,640 Bullshit... 260 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,840 Stupid is written with a p and not a b. 261 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,600 There should be a comma here. 262 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,920 Demon is written 263 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,440 with only one m. 264 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,040 Alright, I will do it again. 265 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,720 I shouldn't have done 266 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,520 your homework back then. 267 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,600 Stupid demon from hell, 268 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,280 Turn to dust quickly quickly 269 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,240 and leave the floor clean clean. 270 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,160 Shutout defeat! 271 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,520 What's this: 272 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:24,800 O 7 34 8 O N 47 31 69 273 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,720 These are coordinates. 274 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,320 I wasn't able localise 275 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,000 the meteorite properly. 276 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,680 So I gave you these coordinates. 277 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,320 You only have to go there and 278 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,640 find out which vampire 279 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,160 has the meteorite. 280 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,600 Can't you do it like every normal witch? 281 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,680 It's pretty simple 282 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,120 map and pendular. 283 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,360 No, I'm connecting myself directly to the GPS: 284 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,720 Only amateur witches 285 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,120 are using a pendular. 286 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,520 Gosh Prü! 287 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,080 Aren't you able 288 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,800 to control your telekinesis? 289 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,880 I have told you a thousand times, 290 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,200 that you shouldn't throw demons 291 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,320 headlong into the wall! 292 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,920 Great! 293 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,440 I just saved your live 294 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,160 and you criticise me?!? 295 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,440 DEO 296 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,720 Deo... 297 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,360 What do you do? 298 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,960 Prü has again dashed 299 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,840 a demon into the wall. 300 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,400 You have to scrape 301 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,120 the brain off the wallpaper 302 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,200 or there will be again stains left. 303 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,040 Well? 304 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,040 I assume the demon having the meteorite 305 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,600 is somewhere in Kleinhünigen. 306 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,960 Okay Phyydschy, we will go there. 307 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,160 Prü? 308 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,800 You are staying here with Deo. 309 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,080 Phyydschy and me will go 310 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,160 to Kleinhünigen and 311 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,560 look for the meteorite. 312 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,480 Let's go. 313 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,760 Phyydschy, I can't find my keys? 314 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,640 Alright, I will try to find them. 315 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,000 Yes please! 316 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,720 Have you found them? 317 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,000 Drop the pendular! 318 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,960 I can't... 319 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,400 wuahhhh.... 320 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,960 Phyydschy...for god's sake!! 321 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,840 Pepper help me!!! 322 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,440 No! Watch out! The toilet... 323 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,800 Attention! Pull! Stronger... 324 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,400 My god, it is heavy!! 325 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,320 And pull even stronger, stronger 326 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,600 Heave...HO! 327 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,200 Heave...HO! 328 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,440 Heave...HO! 329 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,960 Now, we know were the car key is. 330 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,400 And how do we get it out?? 331 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,840 Deo will manage that. 332 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,440 Do you have an meteorite? 333 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,680 Quoi? 334 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,440 a Me-te-o-rit-e? 335 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,320 Comment? 336 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,440 Oh no, it's an Alsacien guy. 337 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,760 Je cherche un mŽteor 338 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,480 un pierre qui vole 339 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,600 dans le ciel est boum! 340 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,400 Forget it... 341 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,000 Hey Phydschy, 342 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,120 I found the second key! 343 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,800 We can go by car! 344 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,600 What's going on? 345 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,320 That's weird. 346 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,280 The car doesn't start! 347 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,600 Deo come on, 348 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,520 the car broke down!! 349 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,560 Deo, fix the car! 350 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,360 This is going to take some time. 351 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,400 Yes, possibly. 352 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,120 I hope, we will still find the demon. 353 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,800 Deo? Are you finished? 354 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,960 Do you know how complex a car is? 355 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,920 Deo.... 356 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,600 ...yes, go on... 357 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,760 What's going on? Demons? 358 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,400 No demons! 359 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,880 We will take the tramway. 360 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,720 Meanwhile, Deo will finish 361 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,480 repairing the car. 362 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,800 We'll later on talk 363 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,160 about your dream. 364 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,720 She has tachycardia. 365 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,200 We have to defibrillate. 366 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,600 I need gel. 367 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,960 Crap, the tube is empty, 368 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,200 what shall we do? 369 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,880 300 Volt, go away! 370 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,320 We need more adrenaline! 371 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,040 20'000 Volt! 372 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,880 Asystoly. She is dead. 373 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,840 Let me do that. 374 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,600 That's my area of expertise. 375 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,840 Oh no..she again! 376 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,200 We will never find that demon. 377 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,880 He's already left. 378 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,200 Look, over there! 379 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,480 This wall looks weird. 380 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,560 Let's have a look? 381 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,440 Physdschy, don't touch it! 382 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,280 Here are again two witches 383 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,920 who lose themselves. 384 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,400 Your magic doesn't work 385 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,600 Well done, Vreni! 386 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,160 Come here! 387 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,160 Sit! 388 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,960 Sit I said! 389 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,960 Top quality! 390 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,280 This leads us to the issue of: 391 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,600 Are you virgin? 392 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,880 No -No 393 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,040 That's stupid... 394 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,440 Bello only eats virgins. 395 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,680 blond ones... 396 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,360 90-60-90 397 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,960 BELLO 398 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,960 Is that Bello? 399 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,960 No, that's Vreni... 400 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,080 THIS is Bello. 401 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,000 Yes, I know that these girls 402 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,040 are no virgins! 403 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,400 Do you have an idea 404 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,320 of how difficult it is to find virgins 405 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,320 who look like top models? 406 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,480 No, you will not get Vreni! 407 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,000 Eat these witches and be quiet! 408 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,160 Vreni don't worry, 409 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,360 he will not eat you! 410 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,480 Damn Phyydschy, I told you that 411 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,680 you shouldn't have put the ork's eyes 412 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,160 into the same glass 413 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,880 with the unicorn ovary. 414 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,520 You know what happend?? 415 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,760 As I mixed it with the onion liquor... 416 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,600 What's going on? 417 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,720 What's this fuss?!? 418 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,240 It's typical... 419 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,200 Instead of hunting demons 420 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,320 you are sitting here having fun 421 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,280 and I have to do the donkey work! 422 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,000 Why are you behaving as if 423 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,560 a huge monster 424 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,400 was standing right behind me?! 425 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,400 Bello, spit out this astral projection. 426 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,360 You will get diarrhoea from it! 427 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,440 Stop this bullshit! 428 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,520 Phyydschy run! 429 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,600 Stop it! 430 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,240 Bello, catch them! 431 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,760 So much about the meteorite. 432 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,400 This is your fault! 433 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,400 Why did you have to touch that wall?? 434 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,560 Even as a kid I used to tell you, 435 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,680 to keep the fingers off the rösti! 436 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,360 Oh, a message. 437 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,280 it's by Pru. 438 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,760 She doesn't feel like doing 439 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,640 an astralprojection anymore... 440 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,080 If you had just been eaten by a monster 441 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,800 you wouldn't be pleased to do it again either. 442 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,120 She has mixed the monkey vomitus 443 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,600 with the elbes intensins... 444 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,760 and now there is smoke... 445 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,520 She wants to know 446 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,200 if this is a bad sign? 447 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,800 Didn't you say that you 448 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,560 have always wanted a new kitchen? 449 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,600 S new kitchen? 450 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,400 WHAT? 451 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,600 Hi, Windows? 452 00:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,720 Hello! 453 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,760 It's the 8th time this month that 454 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,080 I have to reanimate you! 455 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,560 Be more careful! 456 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,160 It's your job, sweety! 457 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,160 I will not die anymore - this week! 458 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,160 Thanks a lot...very kind of you! 459 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,960 You there..wait a moment! 460 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,600 Can you clean this? 461 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,360 For once. 462 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,800 It's disgusting... 463 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,560 ...all this blood! 464 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,600 They will try to lick it off... 465 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,040 Not anymore! 466 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,880 Good job... 467 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,120 thanks 468 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,280 Guys, let's go on! 469 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,840 Do you have an meteo.... 470 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,080 damn, to late. 471 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,200 Dooffy, your jacket! 472 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,480 Do you remember the last reanimation 473 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,160 you got a cold... 474 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,560 I have to go now... 475 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,560 I have a date at the beauty salon. 476 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,040 Bye!! 477 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,600 Greetings by Tara! 478 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,600 I have already asked you! -"holy water"- 479 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,800 Do you have an meteorite? 480 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,440 Have you lost your brain in the nirvana? 481 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,040 Feel free to look for it there. 482 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:57,840 We are back. 483 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,080 We still haven't found the demon. 484 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,920 Is Deo still cleaning the kitchen? 485 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,680 Or is he demolishing it? 486 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,720 No, 487 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,280 I was able to throw the ape's puke 488 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,600 out of the window 489 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,160 before it has exploded. 490 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,520 Prü, no! 491 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,600 Where are you hiding the meteorite? 492 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,520 I can feel it. 493 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,080 It is here! 494 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,400 You stupid witches! 495 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,000 I will kill you! 496 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,840 You will roast in hell like 497 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,760 sausage on a barbecue! 498 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,680 What was that? 499 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,920 Nothing happened. 500 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,160 Is this the end of it? 501 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,440 How have you become a demon? 502 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,680 I won a Darwin Award! 503 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,320 And how did you do it? 504 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,520 I needed gun powder, 505 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,800 hence I opened a grenade 506 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,680 with a chain saw. 507 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,520 Was the fireball too hot? 508 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,240 Did you burn your fingers? 509 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:01,920 Do you need a plaster? 510 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,600 You have to practise a little more. 511 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,040 Shall I help you? 512 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,240 No. No... 513 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,800 no problem. 514 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,880 ...go on cleaning the garden 515 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,960 Oh sweetie pie, 516 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,400 you scared me to death! 517 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,600 Uhh, I broke a finger nail. 518 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,680 God, everything is dirty. 519 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,560 I have to clean it up quickly, 520 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,000 otherwise the stains might remain. 521 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,200 Look at that! 522 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,400 A hole!! 523 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,080 I have to be careful 524 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,760 or the hole will become bigger 525 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,800 and then the cloth will be useless. 526 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,360 It gets bigger and bigger. 527 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,400 You know, little girl, 528 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,480 famous vampires like me 529 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,560 have to take care of everyday stuff, too 530 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 This woody, spiky thing here? 531 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,600 I'm hunting. 532 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,960 Cute! A hunter! 533 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,440 All these job opportunities 534 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,200 you have nowadays. 535 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,960 In former times, this was only 536 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,800 a man society. 537 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,960 Real men with leather boots 538 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,520 and hunter hats. 539 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,080 They used to carry 540 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,560 big double-barrelled guns. 541 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,760 But this has become old-fashioned 542 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,640 Today wood spikes are en vogue again. 543 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,160 As I understand it. 544 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,640 What do you mean by hunting??? 545 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,800 Wild sows and 546 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,000 bunnies?? 547 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,040 Or the other stuff, 548 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,320 you know what I mean??? 549 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,960 Other stuff... 550 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,000 I'm the vampire-hunter! 551 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,640 I'm not afraid of you. 552 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,680 I'm Baron Draculasz. 553 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,800 The nephew of Count Dracula. 554 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,320 Watch out, 555 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,040 you are smoking? 556 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:01,800 Stay calm. 557 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:03,960 I just want to know whether 558 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,240 you have a meteorite? 559 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,560 We once had a family-meteorite. 560 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,560 It was a heirloom 561 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,200 from father to son 562 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,240 handed on over 158 generations. 563 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,760 I sold it a couple of years ago, 564 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,800 and had a new kitchen built 565 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,840 in my chateau in France. 566 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,880 With a steamer and 567 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,360 induction cooking stove. 568 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,240 My regards to Dracula. 569 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,280 Be careful with your spike! 570 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,920 Do you know how expensivse 571 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,160 this suit was? 572 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,560 Chees, that's heavy! 573 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,240 Watch out, the floor. 574 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,440 Attention...slowly...carefully! 575 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,160 Forget it! 576 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,840 We will never get it inside. 577 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,680 But it is safer here 578 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,360 than in the bathroom. 579 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,120 No... it's too small. 580 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,280 Phyydschy, do you need help? 581 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,160 Nooo... 582 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,080 It's funny to contend against a vampire. 583 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:13,920 A vampire? 584 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,560 Shouldn't we help her? 585 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,760 If Dooffy can do it, 586 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,560 Phyydschy can also manage it. 587 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,920 It's not difficult 588 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,680 to fight a half-dead human. 589 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,760 Good morning! 590 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,680 Good Morning! We are representatives 591 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,760 of the "new-christian-society-for 592 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,960 maintenance-of-religion-and-morality" 593 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,760 NCSFMRAM 594 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,320 May we present our organisation 595 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,280 completely non-committing to you? 596 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,440 Come in. 597 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,440 Don't worry. 598 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,120 My sister likes to beat up demons. 599 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,920 D...De..Demons? 600 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,320 Right now she is 601 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,880 fighting a vampire 602 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,880 I don't know why. 603 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,120 Please take a seat. 604 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,960 Ah, I understand 605 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,080 you are preparing for carneval? 606 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,640 Can somebody call Dooffy? 607 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,000 This vampire sucks. 608 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,720 I would never call such an amateur. 609 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,200 Give me the phone, I'll do it myself. 610 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,600 It's up to you. 611 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,960 Here! 612 00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,160 Thanks. 613 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,000 What did you want to talk about? 614 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,120 We are from 615 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,880 NCSFMARM. 616 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,840 Our organisation wants to assure 617 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,600 and support christianity. 618 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,280 A lot of persons are drifting 619 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,960 into the dark. 620 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,600 That is why ethics and 621 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,480 religion are threatened 622 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,560 Hi Dooffy, Phyydschy here. 623 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,920 We have a problem: 624 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,800 A vampire burst into our house 625 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,400 and now tries to kill Pepper. 626 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,920 We have developed a system 627 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,880 to stop the decay. 628 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,560 For example: 629 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,440 A book of 630 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,440 very rigorous rules that will lead 631 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,960 people onto the right path. 632 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:46,880 As an example 633 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,080 no cigarettes, 634 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,120 no alcohol, 635 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,440 no drugs, 636 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,080 And no co..co..coitus. 637 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,360 You mean sex? 638 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,960 Don't say it, 639 00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,720 it's blasphemy. 640 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,880 The co..coitus may only 641 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,440 be used for children bearing. 642 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,840 WHAT?! Witch blood tastes better??? 643 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,720 Who tells these tall stories? 644 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:09,720 Anyway 645 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,080 Just tell me how 646 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,280 I can kill this vampire? 647 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,800 We also prohibit evolution theory 648 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,960 and every physical laws not 649 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,080 stated in the bible. 650 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,760 Sun light? 651 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,400 But it's sunny outside. 652 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,600 ...a daywalker??? 653 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,360 What? His mother born 654 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,160 when he became a vampire? 655 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,400 The other way round! 656 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,080 be more explicit... 657 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,480 Blade? 658 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,960 never heard about him... 659 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,640 Physical laws?? 660 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,600 For example: 661 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,520 thermo dynamics, 662 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,600 quantum mechanics, 663 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,960 HMO-Theory, 664 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 tetrahedral transition state, 665 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,080 lanthanid contraction... 666 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,800 Furthermore, we postulate 667 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,400 a dramatic censorship of television: 668 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,400 No violence, 669 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,000 no naked people, 670 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,600 no ominous activity... 671 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:56,680 A picket? 672 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,720 We don't have something like that... 673 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,960 ...at a pinch a chair leg will do as well? 674 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,520 We claim for only one channel 675 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,560 where there are masses and 676 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,840 preaching of the pope, 677 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,160 and other religious activity 678 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,240 to be watched. 679 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,160 Sounds very American?! 680 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,760 No, they are more crazy in the States. 681 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,680 Phyydschy, do something. 682 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,760 I'm running out of time. 683 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,720 Yes, shit... 684 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,520 What? It needs to be made from wood? 685 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,600 For supporting our organisation 686 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,880 you can buy various authentic items. 687 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,000 Phyydschy! Don't touch this chair! 688 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,360 Grandma gave birth to mum on it! 689 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,800 For example this wonderful 690 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,000 interactive DVD 691 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,800 "Praying for Beginners" 692 00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:00,040 or the eternal best-seller 693 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,720 or the holy toast of Salt Lake City. 694 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,960 When toasting it, a picture 695 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 of the Virgin Mary appears. 696 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,720 Or this crucifix made by teenagers 697 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,160 in our indoctri...er... 698 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,840 self-discovery camp. 699 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,160 It is available in different sizes. 700 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,280 May I have... 701 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,720 What's your problem, you stupid cow? 702 00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,760 You didn't help us at all. 703 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,120 Nanny goat. 704 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,640 Oh you... 705 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,600 Isn't that yours? 706 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,840 What you think about demons 707 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,760 and witches in your organisation? 708 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,600 Witches and demons are fantasy creatures. 709 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,960 They don't exist and 710 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,160 are forbidden. 711 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,800 And what about angels? 712 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,440 Angels? Yes of course, 713 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,520 but we can't see them. 714 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,160 Are you sure? 715 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,160 Yes, it's written in the bible. 716 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,320 Yeah, but now pay close attention... 717 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,960 Deeooooo! 718 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,040 Are you convinced? 719 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,760 That's not an angel. 720 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,360 He doesn't have any wings. 721 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,040 Deo, beam the couch away. 722 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,960 Now they have killed 723 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,440 my favourite sorcerer.... 724 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,640 Are you listening to me 725 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,200 or why are you gaping so foolishly? 726 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,280 I always listen to you, my king! 727 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,720 The Hellway-sisters are killing 728 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,040 all my demons. 729 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:24,920 Do you see!!! 730 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,360 These are your so called 731 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,120 "well-trained" demons!! 732 00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,160 But my Lord..it isn't my... 733 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,520 SHUT UP! 734 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,800 Stupid demon, that's unfair! 735 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,040 I will manage 736 00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,440 the Hellway-sisters themselves! 737 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,400 I need to fend for myself. 738 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,160 Deo has been working such a long time 739 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,520 despite there was only fuel missing... 740 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,600 Yes that's Deo... 741 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,600 he is so cuddly! 742 00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,240 Left? 743 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:09,960 Yes. 744 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,560 Crap, I lost the signal. 745 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,360 Phyadschy! 746 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,040 Come here. 747 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,080 Something is moving there. 748 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,440 You see? 749 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,960 Let's check that out. 750 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,720 I didn't know that demons do that, too. 751 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,120 Good afternoon. 752 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:05,200 We have some questions. 753 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,120 Are you from the fuzz? 754 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,440 No. 755 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,000 10 Francs per gram... 756 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,160 Actually... 757 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,160 we are looking for a meteorite. 758 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,160 Everybody wants a meteorite today. 759 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,800 I used to have one. 760 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,280 And where is it now? 761 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,520 A evil guy with a black 762 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,240 batman cape came here 763 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,600 and bought it. 764 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,600 Phyydschy, 765 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,880 thus guy will surely go to our house. 766 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,160 Let's hurry. 767 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,680 Hey ladies! Do you have fire? 768 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,720 Of course. 769 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,960 Good morning, 770 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,880 Have you had nice dreams? 771 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,600 I'm looking for a meteorite? 772 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,080 a meteorite... 773 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,360 ...do you have one? 774 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,600 Forget it! 775 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,080 I'm the vampire hunter! 776 00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:41,160 You have no chance! 777 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:43,600 And much less if you use a 778 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,160 Japanese cooking knife. 779 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,120 Drop the stake! 780 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,600 That's unfair! 781 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:02,480 Vampires usually only carry 782 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,400 knifes or primitive weapons. 783 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,800 Why do you have guns?? 784 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,400 Look, a garlic merchant! 785 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,400 Hi everybody! 786 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,360 I forgot to ask... 787 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,520 Just wait. 788 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,520 I'm looking for a meteorite, 789 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,000 do you have one? 790 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,800 a ME-TE-O-RITE 791 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:26,720 That's a stone flying 792 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,480 through space and sometime 793 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,120 it drops on the earth... 794 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:32,680 Bullshit. 795 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,840 Didn't you learn anything at school? 796 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,840 What do you mean? 797 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,160 Do you understand me, 798 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,400 if I speak High German? 799 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,600 Yes, damn! 800 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,760 I used to be professor in astronomy 801 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:46,800 Really? 802 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,240 Tell me the difference between 803 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,800 a meteorite and an asteorid! 804 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,400 I don't give a shit. 805 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,480 I have passed all my exams. 806 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,920 You should care. 807 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,280 There is a fundamental difference. 808 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,560 Perhaps you are looking 809 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,400 for an asteroid and not a meteorite?? 810 00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:04,840 What are you going to do do if 811 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,320 I gave you an asteroid 812 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:07,640 and not a meteorite? 813 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,360 That would be downright silly, right? 814 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,320 Yes, it would be silly. 815 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,440 Sit down! 816 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:22,400 A meteorite mainly consist of silicate 817 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,600 or iron nickel alloy. 818 00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,000 It is a like stone. 819 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,400 It has an extraterrestrial origin 820 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,400 it crosses the atmosphere 821 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,440 and crashes on the ground. 822 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,000 And an asteroid... 823 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:43,560 ...is a small planet-like orb 824 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,200 which can be found on keplerian orbits. 825 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,040 Okay...I'm really looking 826 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,240 for a meteorite. 827 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,360 Do you have one? 828 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:52,600 Nope... 829 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,680 Furthermore, there are also comets. 830 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,880 But then we have also comets. 831 00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,040 Comets exhibit a visible trail. 832 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,480 They travel on strongly ecliptic... 833 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:02,960 Professor? 834 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:04,280 Yes? 835 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,440 I can't remember 836 00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,520 ....what is AgNO3? 837 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,920 AgNO3? 838 00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,280 That's silver nitrate... 839 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,360 But you don't find that in comets. 840 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,160 Comets are mainly consist 841 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,560 of ice and 842 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,120 and...and...and dirt. 843 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,800 yes..and..and 844 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,440 And Phyydschy? 845 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,840 Have you found the meteorite demon? 846 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:09,240 No. 847 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,040 Where is he? 848 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,560 Right in front of our house... 849 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,040 To be more precise: 850 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:24,080 he is IN our house! 851 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,160 I'm the sewer, 852 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,000 ruler of all demons. 853 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,800 Give me the third meteorite 854 01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,560 and I will try to ionise you 855 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,200 as softly as possible. 856 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:42,720 Telekinesis? 857 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,120 I was able to cope with that 858 01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,600 when I was a baby. 859 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:49,120 Gosh, Pepper! 860 01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,600 You are able to freeze, 861 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,240 you don't need to destroy everything. 862 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:53,520 buh... freezing 863 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,040 Yes freezing, NOW! 864 01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:59,600 I can't hold it any longer, 865 01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:01,640 we need more weapons. 866 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:02,920 Magic juice thrower! 867 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,000 demon cutter, highly concentrated! 868 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,520 Fun is over. 869 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,480 Are you going to give me your meteorite? 870 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,520 Yes or no? 871 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,880 No!!! 872 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,640 What's that? 873 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,960 That's our power of the three. 874 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,000 I completely forgot that. 875 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,360 You can't win against our power. 876 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,200 Alright. 877 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,200 Now I will eliminate your witcheries: 878 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,760 Enemene mein, 879 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,320 end all witcheries. 880 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,000 Witch witch! 881 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,600 Oh no! 882 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,440 What do we do now? 883 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:08,920 Shit! 884 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,320 I have accidentally eliminated my own witcheries! 885 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,920 I didn't mean to be harsh 886 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,000 when mentioning the ionisation. 887 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,320 I checked up in the 888 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,760 light absorbing book appendix F. 889 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,200 It reads: 890 01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,000 You will get back your witcheries 891 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,040 if you bisect the sewer. 892 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,600 Cut in halves? 893 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,360 In real or metaphorically speaking? 894 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,680 In real. 895 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,000 No, the other way. 896 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,640 Gosh Deo, can't you help us 897 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,440 instead of shooting? 898 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,320 We lack a demon bisection 899 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,400 in our family archive. 900 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,400 I have a bad hair day. 901 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,000 I found it... 902 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,720 There's something wrong. 903 01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,120 Take cover! 904 01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,760 That's disgusting. 905 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,760 A real mess. 906 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,640 Deo, the vacuum cleaner. 907 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:01,920 Come here, 908 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,600 I found the meteorite. 909 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,280 The meteorite is in here. 910 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:12,960 What are you doing? 911 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:13,840 Eating. 912 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:14,800 What? 913 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:16,840 Fighting makes me hungry. 914 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:17,960 Fighting? 915 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,640 You didn't fight at all. 916 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,400 Get the meteorite out of here. 917 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,440 In the garden, please! 918 01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:56,280 No, not stabbing! 919 01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,320 Durgol doesn't want to die! 920 01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:03,640 I have one question only. 921 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,000 Really? 922 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:08,880 Only one question? 923 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,320 Only one little question. 924 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:13,200 I'm looking for a meteorite, 925 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,320 do you have one? 926 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,240 A treasure? 927 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,280 Yes, there was something about it... 928 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:21,240 No, 929 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,200 don't give her our treasure. 930 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:24,360 Why not? 931 01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:27,440 She promised not to kill us. 932 01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,200 Crap, 933 01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,560 vampire hunter kills vampire. 934 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,800 I will hand it out anyway. 935 01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,840 As you like it. 936 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,920 Who are you talking to? 937 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:40,960 You aren't schizophrenic, are you? 938 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:42,880 schizo.. schizophrenic? 939 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:45,600 Wait, we have to check it out. 940 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,240 Hey, you, are we schizophrenic? 941 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,840 Schizo, of course not! 942 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:53,480 Okay, it's unanimous 943 01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:56,000 we are totally normal... 944 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,320 Great, that WE could make that clear! 945 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,400 What about the meteorite? 946 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,000 Take it away. 947 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,080 No, I don't want to. 948 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,640 Let us go now. 949 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,080 Okay, as you like it. 950 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,280 We are a good team. 951 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,080 Yes, I agree. 952 01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:57,160 Hey Dooffy, 953 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,200 I hate these vampires. 954 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,840 Look, I organised you an GPS. 955 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:03,760 You just enter the coordinates 956 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,760 and an arrow points you the way. 957 01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:07,840 It's really fool-proof... 958 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,400 I already have that! 959 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:12,840 Ok you don't need it anymore. 960 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:13,560 Let's go. 961 01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:41,120 Hi! 962 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,600 We have found our meteorite... 963 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:46,040 oh, you too... 964 01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:48,600 Okay, we are waiting for you. 965 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,000 See you. 966 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:39,160 I'll be back. 967 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,440 What were you up to? 968 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,600 You are dirty... 969 01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:45,600 ...up! 970 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000 You shouldn't dress in dressy clothes 971 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,640 if you are emptying 972 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:52,160 a vacuum cleaner bag. 973 01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:53,840 Up! 974 01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,000 You have to put on 975 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,600 old clothes for that. 976 01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:59,600 Men... 977 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,480 Look, the 2 losers have just arrived. 978 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,360 Hey, you two! 979 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,200 Why did you need so much time? 980 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,400 Did you get stuck in a cloud?? 981 01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:11,880 I just cleaned up before. 982 01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:13,720 Take off your shoes! 983 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,920 Or Deo will beam them away. 984 01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:18,360 Take down your arms...my god. 985 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,200 dirty stuff.... 986 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,200 Come in, 987 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,880 be careful with the rock. 988 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:32,360 watch out, Phyydschy... 989 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,000 I don't want any scratches 990 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,760 on the cupboard... 991 01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:38,520 move to the side... 992 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,160 Slowly! 993 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:44,120 Slowly, slowly and depose it carefully. 994 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,240 Attention, the stone floor! 995 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:53,000 I'm an expert, let me do that. 996 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,480 Dooffy? 997 01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:57,920 Here, the tiny one. 998 01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:59,680 And the other one? Deo? 999 01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:01,840 Deo? 1000 01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:22,680 Now, I'm the most powerful 1001 01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,600 person on this planet 1002 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,160 and I will mop you up. 1003 01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:30,480 Windows? 1004 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,640 Can we go on?? 1005 01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:33,800 Yes. 1006 01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:44,320 The only way 1007 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:47,200 to destroy the meteorites is to.... 1008 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,160 Don't you have an anathema 1009 01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:55,680 to keep the demons away? 1010 01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:58,040 Haven't we killed you already?? 1011 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,200 Killing?? 1012 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,760 Killing me??? 1013 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,160 You can't kill me that easily. 1014 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:11,840 I'm... 1015 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,200 I'm the most powerful demon on earth. 1016 01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:21,920 Damn! 1017 01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:24,960 Attack! 1018 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:01,280 Samunhapra! 1019 01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:03,760 Your Majesty? 1020 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,120 Get the book! 1021 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:07,480 Which book? 1022 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:09,880 THE Book! 1023 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,720 Ah, THIS Book 1024 01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:22,600 Get out, 1025 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,040 I have to do that by myself. 1026 01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:25,200 Sure, Your Majesty. 1027 01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:30,840 Wait! 1028 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:32,920 Tell all demons to assemble 1029 01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:34,240 in the great hall. 1030 01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:36,280 As you wish, Your Majesty! 1031 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,000 One moment! 1032 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:41,600 You know, afterwards 1033 01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:42,960 I will have god-like power. 1034 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:43,760 Yes? 1035 01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:44,880 This... 1036 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,760 this we have to celebrate. 1037 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:48,280 Shall I get some virgins? 1038 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:49,640 To sacrifice them? 1039 01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:50,800 Not today... 1040 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,000 Just put the champagne 1041 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,000 in the fridge? 1042 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,400 champagne... 1043 01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:56,200 As you wish, Your Majesty! 1044 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,440 World domination... 1045 01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:08,800 I'm coming! 1046 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,720 Stupid microphone! 1047 01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:43,200 Dear Demons... 1048 01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:49,520 Dear Demons... 1049 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,640 thanks to my new forces, 1050 01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:54,280 we can finally obtain 1051 01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:56,000 world domination. 1052 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,360 We will go to the surface and 1053 01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:04,480 kill everyone who tries to thwart us. 1054 01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:08,280 To enhance your strength... 1055 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:10,360 I will make you 1056 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,400 resistant to magic..... 1057 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,480 stupid microphone. 1058 01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:43,920 Attack! 1059 01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:43,880 You are back. 1060 01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:46,000 And...what's new? 1061 01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:48,520 I have a bad and a good news. 1062 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:49,800 First: 1063 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,760 The founders all think, 1064 01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,080 that you have to do something. 1065 01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:55,360 idiots... 1066 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:57,160 And second: 1067 01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,000 the sewer immunized all demons 1068 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,640 against magic. 1069 01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:02,080 What?? 1070 01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:03,200 No... 1071 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:07,480 When will the demon 1072 01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:09,120 start the attack? 1073 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:17,200 I assume... NOW! 1074 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:42,400 It's best if we establish an overview. 1075 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,200 Windows, can you beam us closer? 1076 01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:47,600 No, the sewer will be able to detect 1077 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,480 us with his new powers. 1078 01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:52,080 We can go by car. 1079 01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:53,680 Deo, get the car. 1080 01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:56,640 Don't you have broomsticks? 1081 01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:58,560 You're crazy... 1082 01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,880 None of us is Harry Potter. 1083 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:01,960 Wait... 1084 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,720 We will not fit in the car. 1085 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:05,400 We are 6 persons. 1086 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,600 Did you need a calculator 1087 01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:09,320 to figure that out, 1088 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:10,600 you amateur witch? 1089 01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,320 The hunter has superpowers. 1090 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,200 She can keep up with the car. 1091 01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:17,480 great...good idea... 1092 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,560 Are you done with your chicks war? 1093 01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:21,000 A guardian angel who drives a car? 1094 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,000 That's suicide. 1095 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,040 Shabby witch 1096 01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:25,840 you are surely not able to drive a car. 1097 01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:28,400 Knucklehead, you bitch! 1098 01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:30,200 Vampire-spiking pretender! 1099 01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,280 Foolish angel! 1100 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,280 Know-it-all! 1101 01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,680 Stop it, 1102 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,800 we are not in kindergarten. 1103 01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:49,480 We can't go by car. 1104 01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:51,680 There will be demons everywhere. 1105 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,800 Okay...that's true...right 1106 01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,200 We could have a look 1107 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:57,360 into the crystal ball?! 1108 01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:58,240 Crystal ball? 1109 01:20:58,320 --> 01:20:59,560 You don't see anything 1110 01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:01,640 in this blurred black-and-white picture. 1111 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,240 We can connect it to the beamer 1112 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:04,880 with a surround composition 1113 01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:06,600 and make some popcorn. 1114 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,800 Good idea...why not? 1115 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:10,760 Of course. 1116 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,280 The end of the world is near 1117 01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:14,000 and you want to make popcorn. 1118 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,120 You are completely crazy. 1119 01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:17,840 No birdbrain. 1120 01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:19,960 The beamer is a good idea. 1121 01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:21,800 I have an old optical 1122 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:23,800 fiber converter in the cellar, 1123 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,840 we could use this as interface. 1124 01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,080 Okay... 1125 01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:31,920 it can't get any more worse.... 1126 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:33,880 Phyydschy, look for the crystal ball.. 1127 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:36,520 Pepper, get the beamer. 1128 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:34,600 What did you want to say 1129 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:35,560 just before.. 1130 01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:36,720 HŠh?? 1131 01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:38,120 About the destruction 1132 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,520 of the meteorite. 1133 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:40,640 yes...you know... 1134 01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:42,120 we will have to destroy it 1135 01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:43,600 because the sewer gets 1136 01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:45,440 almighty powers from it. 1137 01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:46,760 But we will need an extremely 1138 01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:47,840 big detonation to destroy 1139 01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:49,000 such a massive rock. 1140 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,680 Let's start! 1141 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,120 Windows beam yourself to Russia, 1142 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:55,200 find an atom bomb. 1143 01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:57,000 I think that should be enough. 1144 01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:59,040 No, it's out of question 1145 01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,960 that this zealous witch 1146 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,600 runs wild trough world history 1147 01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:04,080 with an atom bomb. 1148 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:05,680 Deo, go with her. 1149 01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:14,840 I will not let a guardian angel 1150 01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:16,240 beam me up. 1151 01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:18,680 They're responsible for all beam-accidents. 1152 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:24,600 Phyydschy, 1153 01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:26,240 I can't find volume 7 1154 01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:27,800 of the light-absorbing book. 1155 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:29,160 Have you seen it? 1156 01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:30,600 Wait...I'm thinking... 1157 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,080 Volume 12 and 18 are on my bedside table. 1158 01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:35,000 And... 1159 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:37,080 Prü has volume 8 1160 01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:39,440 It might be in the bathroom 1161 01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:41,200 Yes, there it could be. 1162 01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:42,920 I will see. 1163 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:20,880 Indeed, it was in the bathroom. 1164 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,640 Here it is: 1165 01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:24,760 in porcita 1166 01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:26,560 in vulnera... 1167 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,600 When will Deo and this 1168 01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:30,960 silly witch finally come back? 1169 01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,400 Hi! 1170 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,200 Where is the bomb? 1171 01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:38,440 In the garden. 1172 01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:40,520 Deo is rematerializing it. 1173 01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:41,880 In the garden?? 1174 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:43,680 In Hollywood movies, nuclear heads 1175 01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:45,240 are only this big... 1176 01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:46,480 It's an ancient model, 1177 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:47,800 but the only one 1178 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:49,400 that had been unprotected. 1179 01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:04,960 That was my loveliest flowerbed! 1180 01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:08,080 See that you fix it again 1181 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:10,200 otherwise no sex... 1182 01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:12,560 ...ehh no dessert for you anymore.. 1183 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:28,960 Listen carefully! 1184 01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:32,600 It will be a hard and painful fight. 1185 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:35,400 And not everybody will survive. 1186 01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:37,840 But we will save the world 1187 01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:39,920 without lamenting the victims. 1188 01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,600 It will be a day of broken swords 1189 01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:44,200 and splittered lances, 1190 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,400 but the force will be with us. 1191 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:48,960 The victory will not only be ours, 1192 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,640 but also for Baselland 1193 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:52,680 and for the rest of the world. 1194 01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:54,960 We will not go down in silence 1195 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:57,000 in the dark of the night. 1196 01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:59,600 Hey, where have you all gone? 1197 01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:06,280 Do you want some cheese? 1198 01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,320 What are you up to?? 1199 01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:11,800 Eating. 1200 01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:12,720 What? 1201 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:15,080 Eating dinner! 1202 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,240 How did you manage 1203 01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:18,880 to survive that long? 1204 01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:21,640 Anyway, here is our battle plan: 1205 01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:24,680 Windows, me and the 3 amateur witches 1206 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,600 beam ourselves down to hell. 1207 01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:28,680 Deo stays here with the nuke. 1208 01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:30,520 After having found the sewer, 1209 01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:32,480 we will distract him. 1210 01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:34,400 Windows, you give Deo a sign. 1211 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:36,520 When you get the sign, 1212 01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:38,560 you activate the nuke 1213 01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:40,160 and beam it down. 1214 01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:42,000 Then, we stand in front of the bomb 1215 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:43,760 and protect it heroically 1216 01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:45,200 until the very end. 1217 01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:47,800 Sure, let's do so... 1218 01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:51,200 Since all demons are now 1219 01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:52,720 resistant to magic 1220 01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:54,520 you might need weapons 1221 01:26:54,520 --> 01:26:56,160 from our armoury. 1222 01:26:57,440 --> 01:26:58,800 Which armoury? 1223 01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:01,200 We have an armoury?? 1224 01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:03,200 Why don't we know about it? 1225 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:04,920 You never asked for one... 1226 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:16,720 I would never have thought you of being capable of that!!! 1227 01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:19,000 That's fucking great. 1228 01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:22,360 Yeah that's wicked! 1229 01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:24,480 I'll take Deos old rifle! 1230 01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:30,400 I will slag them all off... 1231 01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:33,720 Cool, I take this one. 1232 01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,600 The beam doesn't match your 1233 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:36,840 hair colour. 1234 01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:38,000 shit 1235 01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:41,160 Now, it doesn't match your 1236 01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:42,800 nail polish. 1237 01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,280 What do you think? 1238 01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:48,400 Better! 1239 01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:50,000 Don't you have 1240 01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:51,800 something more respectable here? 1241 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:54,000 No swords? No lances? 1242 01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:56,000 No combat axes? Maces? 1243 01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:57,640 Bazookas? 1244 01:27:57,960 --> 01:27:59,960 Bazookas will arrive on tuesday... 1245 01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:03,080 Dooffy, there you go. 1246 01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:07,400 Fair enough. 1247 01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:10,920 Wow... 1248 01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:13,000 This plasma gun... 1249 01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:15,480 ...seems to be great. 1250 01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:19,120 I will try it out. 1251 01:28:19,440 --> 01:28:21,440 ...fits like a glove! 1252 01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:25,920 Not bad.. 1253 01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:27,680 Wait! 1254 01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:35,000 Here is a shield generator, 1255 01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:37,080 it blocks plasma balls. 1256 01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:44,920 Awesome!!!! 1257 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:46,760 You have a picket master 2000, 1258 01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:48,880 with nanostructured carbontubes 1259 01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:51,040 and a coated silver surface. 1260 01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:52,160 No, that's a 1261 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,160 picket master 2000 deluxe! 1262 01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:56,120 with an anatomical grip 1263 01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:57,960 and flexicoil suspension. 1264 01:28:58,040 --> 01:28:59,000 This is even 1265 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:01,200 the limited special extended edition 1266 01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:03,040 signed by Van Helsing. 1267 01:29:03,040 --> 01:29:04,480 I bought it two years ago 1268 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:05,760 for fighting vampires. 1269 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:06,680 Wicked! 1270 01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:08,040 I will take it. 1271 01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:08,880 No-o, 1272 01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:10,360 It's much too expensive 1273 01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:11,920 to use it in a fight. 1274 01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:14,000 Come on, 1275 01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:16,000 we still have to figure out 1276 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:18,440 how to beam close to the meteorite. 1277 01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:23,800 This shield generator 1278 01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:25,440 is fucking heavy. 1279 01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:28,200 We could pack it in a backpack 1280 01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:30,040 and give it to Dooffy, 1281 01:29:30,040 --> 01:29:32,040 to carry it like a burro. 1282 01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:35,280 Real witches can neutralize gravity 1283 01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:36,920 Don't you know? 1284 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:38,720 Written on page 28 1285 01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:41,240 in the book 'Conjure for Beginners' 1286 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:43,800 Fucking funny, you bragger!! 1287 01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:45,480 You are only jealous... 1288 01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:48,400 Then! 1289 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:51,000 Let's get down to work. 1290 01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:52,400 Deo? 1291 01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:54,760 Deo, you clean the table! 1292 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,080 Gosh Dooffy! 1293 01:29:58,160 --> 01:29:59,880 Take good care with your sword! 1294 01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:01,760 You will at least kill someone! 1295 01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:03,920 Best would be a localisation-conjure! 1296 01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:06,080 But the sewer might detect us! 1297 01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:07,280 Yes... 1298 01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:08,600 we could also change the 1299 01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:10,240 cercha-potentum conjure. 1300 01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:12,400 No, it would take too much time 1301 01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:16,360 Or a recovery juice? 1302 01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:18,120 That might work. 1303 01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:19,680 We just need dragon's dandruff 1304 01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:20,920 and mandagora liquor... 1305 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,000 What about newt eyes? 1306 01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:24,600 no, no, no 1307 01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:26,560 newt eyes?? 1308 01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:28,680 ...cut in small pieces... 1309 01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:33,400 I've got it! 1310 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:41,280 Let's do it! 1311 01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:56,280 Get out of my way! 1312 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,400 Dooffy, come on... 1313 01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:04,480 What are we doing actually? 1314 01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:05,720 No idea! 1315 01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:07,200 I didn't understand it. 1316 01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:08,440 Me neither! 1317 01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:10,160 But the wannabe witch 1318 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:11,880 Is sure that it will work. 1319 01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:14,560 Dooffy, I need you here! 1320 01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:17,000 Just tell me what I have to do! 1321 01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:21,880 Sit right here! 1322 01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:27,200 Stand here! 1323 01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:29,880 Arms up! 1324 01:31:31,440 --> 01:31:33,440 And lift up the right leg! 1325 01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,000 And you do like this! 1326 01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:41,360 No you have to tend 1327 01:31:41,440 --> 01:31:42,920 your leg! 1328 01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:52,760 And smile! 1329 01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:57,160 Is everything all right? 1330 01:31:57,360 --> 01:31:58,480 yes... 1331 01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:00,600 C'est bon, c'est bon 1332 01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:03,640 Can somebody turn on the light? 1333 01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:06,120 Wait, I have read a spell somewhere, 1334 01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:07,960 how to make light.... 1335 01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:10,800 LUMOS MAJOR! 1336 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:13,360 No, that was a Harry Potter spell 1337 01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:15,800 ...it was more complex... 1338 01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:17,640 How was it?? 1339 01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:19,320 I'm good, right? 1340 01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:30,200 Your spell was shit! 1341 01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:33,000 We have actually wanted to beam ourselves 1342 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:35,280 to the meteorite and now 1343 01:32:35,280 --> 01:32:38,000 we stranded in such a waste yard. 1344 01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:45,000 - we would manage better without you- 1345 01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:47,200 Gosh, Phyydschy! 1346 01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:55,680 Not bad, this wine rack... 1347 01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,000 I will help you! 1348 01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:05,200 Come on, stronger! 1349 01:33:07,560 --> 01:33:09,400 A location spell would 1350 01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:11,160 have worked better. 1351 01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:14,520 Let me do it. 1352 01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:17,880 As if you were better than us. 1353 01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:19,560 Just wait... 1354 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,680 And? 1355 01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:29,200 Beginner's Luck! 1356 01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:33,520 Pepper! 1357 01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:38,520 "Never work with a vampire stabber", 1358 01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:40,760 even grandma told me that. 1359 01:33:41,440 --> 01:33:42,600 Pepper, come on! 1360 01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:44,840 It's a disaster 1361 01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:46,680 with this incompetent vermin. 1362 01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:48,360 PEPPER!! 1363 01:33:48,440 --> 01:33:49,840 WHAT?!? 1364 01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:07,200 Can we beam us down? 1365 01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:08,880 No, if we use magic, 1366 01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:10,880 the sewer will find us. 1367 01:34:10,920 --> 01:34:13,480 First, we'll have to place the nuke! 1368 01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:17,640 It's only a small wall... 1369 01:34:18,160 --> 01:34:20,080 ...we can climb down easily. 1370 01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:22,200 yes, of course 1371 01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:23,880 That was a joke!! 1372 01:34:23,960 --> 01:34:25,960 Really funny. 1373 01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:31,280 Welcome to hell 1374 01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:33,480 -unknown constructor -5882177 m3 -80 mio habitants 1375 01:34:35,720 --> 01:34:37,720 -Ruler: the sewer -Vice-president: Samunhapra 1376 01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:44,080 list of floors 1377 01:34:47,720 --> 01:34:49,160 plan of site 1378 01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:51,120 -you are here -iron forge 1379 01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,840 -blast furnace -big arena 1380 01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:56,800 our new attraction: 1381 01:34:56,840 --> 01:34:58,160 THE METEORITE! 1382 01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:01,360 Where? 1383 01:35:01,440 --> 01:35:03,440 big arena, north entrance! 1384 01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:21,480 It's hot here. 1385 01:35:29,840 --> 01:35:31,840 Dooffy did you see this morning? 1386 01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:34,280 I bought you in Beathe Uhse' s sex shop 1387 01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,040 a pack of g-strings. 1388 01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:38,840 There was a fabulous promotion... 1389 01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:41,000 an SM-package with 1390 01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:44,000 purple plush bracelets. 1391 01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,520 Windows!! 1392 01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:47,000 And there was also 1393 01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:49,080 a manual: "SM for Advanced Users" 1394 01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:52,800 Show me that at home...alright? 1395 01:35:52,920 --> 01:35:55,320 The elevator slows down. 1396 01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:58,680 Okay people, let's kill demons! 1397 01:36:01,080 --> 01:36:02,200 Thanks... 1398 01:36:26,640 --> 01:36:28,600 Look at that train... 1399 01:36:28,720 --> 01:36:31,000 ...looks like back then in Disneyland. 1400 01:36:37,080 --> 01:36:38,640 Look at these losers... 1401 01:36:38,680 --> 01:36:40,680 they already got flappy. 1402 01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:49,960 If I only had the strength... 1403 01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:52,400 of a vampire slayer... 1404 01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:55,680 Yeah, I can lift 1405 01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:58,000 a quadruple of my own weight. 1406 01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:01,200 Your gun is feathery. 1407 01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:02,920 Really? 1408 01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:04,520 That's really kind of you 1409 01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:06,400 ...thank you so much! 1410 01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:08,480 Thanks! 1411 01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:13,640 What did I do wrong? 1412 01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:23,720 Something smells strange. 1413 01:37:24,320 --> 01:37:25,400 Demons! 1414 01:37:25,440 --> 01:37:26,880 That's demon sweat. 1415 01:37:26,960 --> 01:37:28,960 No, that's Windows. 1416 01:37:29,120 --> 01:37:31,280 She is behind the furnace 1417 01:37:31,360 --> 01:37:33,360 and hm hm hm.... 1418 01:37:41,520 --> 01:37:43,520 Hey hey shrinkheaded witch 1419 01:37:43,640 --> 01:37:46,560 something is sticking to your bum. 1420 01:37:56,760 --> 01:37:58,400 You stole it! 1421 01:37:58,480 --> 01:37:59,680 I can't believe it. 1422 01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:00,880 It's mediocre! 1423 01:38:00,880 --> 01:38:02,120 You are nuts! 1424 01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:04,200 I have only borrowed it... 1425 01:38:05,040 --> 01:38:06,400 They are coming! 1426 01:38:06,520 --> 01:38:08,240 Hide it!!! 1427 01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:18,080 We have been waiting for hours! 1428 01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:20,480 It's fucking heavy! 1429 01:38:20,480 --> 01:38:22,200 The only heavy thing here 1430 01:38:22,240 --> 01:38:24,280 is your silliness. 1431 01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:39,040 They tried to attack me 1432 01:38:39,080 --> 01:38:40,800 from each side, 1433 01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:42,920 but I turned them into dust 1434 01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:45,240 What can we do? 1435 01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:48,320 I will show you 1436 01:38:48,360 --> 01:38:50,120 how a real hunter works. 1437 01:38:50,120 --> 01:38:51,400 No, wait. 1438 01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:53,960 They don't stand a chance 1439 01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:55,200 against me... 1440 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:02,080 Yeeha! 1441 01:39:05,480 --> 01:39:07,960 Shouldn't you turn into dust? 1442 01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:11,320 psss....Dooffy... 1443 01:39:11,560 --> 01:39:14,200 These are demons and not vampires... 1444 01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:35,680 okay... 1445 01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:37,360 ....no offence... 1446 01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:39,280 I wish you a wonderful day. 1447 01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:48,400 Great job, huntress. 1448 01:39:48,440 --> 01:39:49,960 Now, all demons know 1449 01:39:49,960 --> 01:39:51,400 that we are here. 1450 01:40:09,480 --> 01:40:11,760 Give Deo a sign, quickly! 1451 01:40:15,520 --> 01:40:17,400 Pepper, I just killed two of them. 1452 01:40:17,440 --> 01:40:19,400 Wait, I have to count... 1453 01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:24,160 I killed 37. 1454 01:40:44,360 --> 01:40:47,000 24 25 26 1455 01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:56,800 Go on! 1456 01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:06,000 There are more and more of them. 1457 01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:16,800 Deo, hurry up! 1458 01:41:35,960 --> 01:41:37,680 There are much to much of them.... 1459 01:41:37,720 --> 01:41:39,400 We're all going to die!! 1460 01:41:39,480 --> 01:41:41,480 Shut up and keep fighting! 1461 01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:02,200 Windows, activate the fucking nuke 1462 01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:03,840 and let's get out of here. 1463 01:42:04,480 --> 01:42:05,600 Damn, 1464 01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:07,640 the trigger is stuck 1465 01:42:07,960 --> 01:42:09,360 I need more time. 1466 01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:18,720 Deo, we need more weapons! 1467 01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:20,640 What? 1468 01:42:20,800 --> 01:42:23,160 No, Dooffy messed it up again. 1469 01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:26,240 No, the trigger is stuck! 1470 01:42:26,680 --> 01:42:28,440 How about doing a manual override?? 1471 01:42:28,480 --> 01:42:29,800 I already hit it! 1472 01:42:29,920 --> 01:42:31,320 Do you think I'm hanging around 1473 01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:33,000 and drinking coffee or what? 1474 01:43:19,840 --> 01:43:21,240 Capture all demons 1475 01:43:21,240 --> 01:43:22,920 in a diameter of 10 kilometres. 1476 01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:23,880 You over there. 1477 01:44:23,880 --> 01:44:25,200 Go to the surface 1478 01:44:25,240 --> 01:44:27,320 and tell legion 21 til 34 to help us. 1479 01:44:27,560 --> 01:44:28,400 Quick! 1480 01:44:30,280 --> 01:44:33,360 Fucking imbecile demons. 1481 01:45:22,040 --> 01:45:25,320 Thank god I was around 1482 01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:28,320 and this morning you have promised 1483 01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:30,120 to not die again 1484 01:45:30,120 --> 01:45:31,280 You really take me on! 1485 01:45:31,280 --> 01:45:32,520 wuhh...what did you eat? 1486 01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:33,920 Windows, what about 1487 01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:35,400 the atom bomb?? 1488 01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:38,000 I have something else to do, 1489 01:45:38,120 --> 01:45:39,680 foolish witch. 1490 01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,400 It's all your fault. 1491 01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:45,400 Why did you have to perform your 1492 01:45:45,440 --> 01:45:47,920 "I'm-the-vampire-hunter" show? 1493 01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:50,000 We could already have had accomplished it! 1494 01:45:53,640 --> 01:45:55,000 Take your jacket! 1495 01:45:55,080 --> 01:45:57,080 Or you will get a cold again. 1496 01:46:01,480 --> 01:46:02,600 Deo! 1497 01:47:56,080 --> 01:47:58,320 Pepper, the storage batteries are low! 1498 01:48:20,240 --> 01:48:21,400 Thanks Prü. 1499 01:48:31,840 --> 01:48:33,600 The hunter is annoying. 1500 01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:35,680 You! Heele! 1501 01:48:36,440 --> 01:48:37,920 Go for Samunhapra 1502 01:48:37,920 --> 01:48:39,920 Come on...faster. 1503 01:49:01,080 --> 01:49:02,760 Cadmium bars stuck. 1504 01:49:03,120 --> 01:49:05,120 Uranium core overheating. 1505 01:49:05,120 --> 01:49:07,760 Self destruction in 15 seconds. 1506 01:49:12,840 --> 01:49:14,040 Deo we need your 1507 01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:15,440 most powerful weapon. 1508 01:49:15,480 --> 01:49:17,080 To stop the sewer. 1509 01:49:30,640 --> 01:49:32,200 Hey Prü, catch! 1510 01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:11,000 Well, you are Dooffy, 1511 01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:13,200 the famous vampire hunter. 1512 01:50:13,360 --> 01:50:15,360 Finally, come to know personally. 1513 01:50:15,560 --> 01:50:16,680 Do I know you? 1514 01:50:16,760 --> 01:50:18,440 No, you don't know me... 1515 01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:21,160 but I have been observing you for years. 1516 01:50:21,280 --> 01:50:22,400 A fan? 1517 01:50:23,120 --> 01:50:23,880 So nice! 1518 01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:25,400 Do you want an autograph? 1519 01:50:25,480 --> 01:50:27,080 With a dedication? 1520 01:50:27,080 --> 01:50:28,400 You only need to tell 1521 01:50:28,440 --> 01:50:29,600 me your name. 1522 01:50:29,600 --> 01:50:31,000 I'm Samunhapra. 1523 01:50:31,360 --> 01:50:32,880 My father is Anubis 1524 01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:35,160 and my mother Sachmet. 1525 01:50:35,560 --> 01:50:37,200 Oh please not again... 1526 01:50:37,200 --> 01:50:39,800 no lecture on egyptian mythology. 1527 01:50:44,840 --> 01:50:46,760 I don't have divine powers, 1528 01:50:47,360 --> 01:50:49,600 but as a daughter of the god of death, 1529 01:50:49,760 --> 01:50:51,280 I'm virtually... 1530 01:50:51,800 --> 01:50:53,480 ...immortal. 1531 01:50:53,640 --> 01:50:56,240 I met lots of people who pretend that 1532 01:50:56,560 --> 01:50:57,960 just before I introduced them 1533 01:50:57,960 --> 01:50:59,520 to the contrary. 1534 01:51:05,480 --> 01:51:07,800 What's this funny twinkling gadget? 1535 01:51:08,160 --> 01:51:10,280 Don't they know that I'm invincible? 1536 01:51:10,440 --> 01:51:11,280 Computer, 1537 01:51:11,320 --> 01:51:12,600 capture the sewer 1538 01:51:12,960 --> 01:51:14,360 and start the fire. 1539 01:51:22,160 --> 01:51:23,920 Hey, you beginner, I'm not afraid 1540 01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:25,800 of your christmas illumination. 1541 01:51:25,840 --> 01:51:26,840 Try to hit me! 1542 01:51:26,840 --> 01:51:27,800 I'm here. 1543 01:51:27,800 --> 01:51:29,400 Seeee. Holla! 1544 01:51:51,760 --> 01:51:53,320 Is this all you can do? 1545 01:51:53,320 --> 01:51:54,560 If I were you, 1546 01:51:54,600 --> 01:51:55,760 I would go back 1547 01:51:55,760 --> 01:51:57,000 to my martial arts school 1548 01:51:57,040 --> 01:51:58,600 and ask for a refund. 1549 01:52:32,080 --> 01:52:33,200 Is this punny gun 1550 01:52:33,240 --> 01:52:34,840 everything you have? 1551 01:52:35,640 --> 01:52:36,880 Now, huntress, 1552 01:52:37,280 --> 01:52:40,000 what do you think about your situation? 1553 01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:42,520 Are you also a psychologist as a hobby? 1554 01:52:42,640 --> 01:52:44,400 Wannabe godness? 1555 01:52:44,840 --> 01:52:47,640 Your talk is mythical. 1556 01:52:47,800 --> 01:52:49,880 Where can I buy a CD of it? 1557 01:52:50,040 --> 01:52:52,880 I'm not afraid of you little twerp, 1558 01:52:53,360 --> 01:52:54,400 I will. 1559 01:52:57,200 --> 01:52:58,600 Don't worry, 1560 01:52:58,720 --> 01:53:00,520 I will not kill you like that. 1561 01:53:00,640 --> 01:53:03,280 In the end, it is supposed to be amusing. 1562 01:53:03,600 --> 01:53:05,240 The atom bomb is ready. 1563 01:53:05,320 --> 01:53:07,000 Let's split people! 1564 01:53:08,600 --> 01:53:09,720 Where is Dooffy? 1565 01:53:09,720 --> 01:53:10,680 In the back, 1566 01:53:10,680 --> 01:53:11,960 she is fighting somebody. 1567 01:53:12,280 --> 01:53:13,400 Fighting somebody? 1568 01:53:13,440 --> 01:53:15,400 That's not a challenge for her. 1569 01:53:37,040 --> 01:53:39,000 Dooffy, stress you! 1570 01:53:44,280 --> 01:53:45,960 Beam us up! 1571 01:53:45,960 --> 01:53:47,400 Now!!!! 1572 01:53:59,920 --> 01:54:01,720 Is this a counter?? 1573 01:54:02,880 --> 01:54:04,040 Step aside! 1574 01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:14,560 I think I'm able to deactivate it. 1575 01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:43,440 What's that stuff.... 1576 01:54:43,640 --> 01:54:44,640 What is happening? 1577 01:54:44,640 --> 01:54:45,720 Something went wrong. 1578 01:54:45,840 --> 01:54:48,160 Pepper, give me back my clothes. 1579 01:54:48,440 --> 01:54:50,760 Why are you wearing this, it is Pru's? 1580 01:54:52,720 --> 01:54:54,520 My God, who do these shoes belong to? 1581 01:54:54,520 --> 01:54:55,760 These are my shoes, 1582 01:54:55,800 --> 01:54:57,280 give them back, quickly. 1583 01:54:57,280 --> 01:54:59,160 How can you walk in these? 1584 01:54:59,160 --> 01:55:00,480 You are to stupid, 1585 01:55:00,480 --> 01:55:01,960 to wear these. 1586 01:55:02,240 --> 01:55:04,600 Ewww, who would wear such clothes?? 1587 01:55:04,600 --> 01:55:05,720 These are mine, 1588 01:55:05,720 --> 01:55:07,200 What's wrong with them? 1589 01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:09,040 They look like lesbian's clothes. 1590 01:55:09,040 --> 01:55:10,800 Are you after homosexuals? 1591 01:55:10,800 --> 01:55:11,720 I am not, 1592 01:55:11,720 --> 01:55:13,280 but I don't like lesbian clothes. 1593 01:55:13,280 --> 01:55:16,360 If you would know who is lesbian here... 1594 01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:19,160 You will surely tell it me. 1595 01:55:19,480 --> 01:55:21,320 How can you wear this clothes? 1596 01:55:21,360 --> 01:55:23,480 Watch, here you can get sun burns 1597 01:55:23,480 --> 01:55:25,560 and here cystitises and 1598 01:55:25,560 --> 01:55:27,720 this stupid shoes blisters. 1599 01:55:29,120 --> 01:55:30,840 I donÕt know your problem. 1600 01:55:30,880 --> 01:55:32,720 I have never sun burns and 1601 01:55:32,720 --> 01:55:35,320 this shoes are very comfortable. 1602 01:55:35,480 --> 01:55:37,000 My clothes are hot. 1603 01:55:37,000 --> 01:55:38,160 Hot? 1604 01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:41,480 But not everybody can wear them. 1605 01:55:44,600 --> 01:55:46,240 Hey Pepper your clothes are cool. 1606 01:55:46,240 --> 01:55:47,800 I should have more often 1607 01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:49,320 a look in your wardrobe. 1608 01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:50,680 DonÕt dare, sister! 1609 01:55:50,880 --> 01:55:52,280 You will not get them. 1610 01:55:52,280 --> 01:55:53,880 And give my clothes back. 1611 01:55:54,160 --> 01:55:57,280 I donÕt want to wear more longer 1612 01:55:57,280 --> 01:56:00,280 this disgusting huntress-clothes 1613 01:56:00,280 --> 01:56:03,360 which all vampire had fondled. 1614 01:56:04,560 --> 01:56:06,400 WhatÕs this? 1615 01:56:08,280 --> 01:56:09,680 ThatÕs vampire dust. 1616 01:56:09,680 --> 01:56:11,560 Souvenir of my Ex-Lover. 1617 01:56:12,880 --> 01:56:14,440 Hey donÕt touch... 1618 01:56:14,640 --> 01:56:16,120 ...Give backÉ 1619 01:56:16,400 --> 01:56:17,680 Édare youÉ. 1620 01:56:18,080 --> 01:56:19,680 É.my weaponsÉ 1621 01:56:20,120 --> 01:56:21,640 thatÕs unbelievable. 1622 01:56:23,480 --> 01:56:26,200 GirliesÉdonÕt messÉ 1623 01:56:26,360 --> 01:56:28,360 thatÕs only clothes. 1624 01:56:32,120 --> 01:56:34,120 My jacket -thatÕs your stuff. 1625 01:56:34,800 --> 01:56:36,800 Who has this stuff? 1626 01:56:37,120 --> 01:56:39,120 Your bra! 1627 01:56:39,240 --> 01:56:41,240 Who has this suspenders. 1628 01:56:41,480 --> 01:56:43,480 And this fucking shoes... 1629 01:56:43,640 --> 01:56:45,640 WhatÕs this leather belt. 1630 01:56:49,600 --> 01:56:52,360 Dooffy, here you disgusting pant. 1631 01:56:53,680 --> 01:56:54,400 Deo! 1632 01:56:54,440 --> 01:56:56,400 DonÕt watch the other woman. 1633 01:56:58,480 --> 01:57:00,480 Freez also the camera man 1634 01:57:00,520 --> 01:57:02,480 he is drooling. 1635 01:57:08,040 --> 01:57:09,840 How are the things? 1636 01:57:12,520 --> 01:57:14,960 How many time do we still have? 1637 01:57:15,600 --> 01:57:17,600 hmmm 5 minutes... 1638 01:57:18,160 --> 01:57:20,160 something with 5 1639 01:57:21,480 --> 01:57:22,760 15 seconds. 1640 01:57:22,840 --> 01:57:24,000 Never mind. 1641 01:57:25,120 --> 01:57:27,320 IÕm immune against explosion. 1642 01:57:27,880 --> 01:57:29,360 Yes, you are... 1643 01:57:29,360 --> 01:57:30,960 ..but not the meteorite. 1644 01:57:31,000 --> 01:57:31,800 What??? 1645 01:57:32,360 --> 01:57:34,360 Nooooo!!!! 1646 01:57:54,040 --> 01:57:56,560 Look, the volcano disappeared! 1647 01:58:03,680 --> 01:58:06,000 People, I'm hungry and you? 1648 01:58:06,520 --> 01:58:08,040 Oh yes, sure 1649 01:58:11,040 --> 01:58:13,000 Lets do a fondue! 1650 01:58:13,480 --> 01:58:15,480 Yes...good idea...great! 1651 01:58:33,480 --> 01:58:35,720 Bon appetit! 1652 01:58:44,440 --> 01:58:48,840 Pepper your Fondue is exquisite! 1653 01:58:50,000 --> 01:58:52,640 Sweety, your are the best! 1654 01:58:58,040 --> 01:59:00,040 You are a much better cook 1655 01:59:00,040 --> 01:59:01,720 then a witch! Great! 1656 01:59:01,760 --> 01:59:04,120 People, I have an idea! 1657 01:59:04,320 --> 01:59:06,680 The first person who looses his bread 1658 01:59:07,240 --> 01:59:09,160 has to do the washing up. 1659 01:59:09,280 --> 01:59:11,600 Yes... funny..all right 1660 01:59:14,160 --> 01:59:16,160 oh no...